Younger kid: Damn, look at all the pud­dles of wa­ter in here.
Old­er kid: Look like hur­ri­cane Ka­t­ri­na hit this bitch.
(younger kid laughs)
Old­er kid: Nig­gas from New Or­leans swim­min in the wa­ter and shit.

–Ma­cy’s Bath­room

Over­heard by: Anon