Guy: Hey, do they have vegan food here?
Girl: No, you have to rip the meat apart with your bare hands and then fuck some bitches.

–NYU Dining Hall

Headline by: Spazzy

· “After Dinner, We Invade the Roman Empire” — billsburg boy
· “And Then You Lose Your Veganity…” — Stick
· “Most Aggressive Lunch Lady – Ever” — #5 in line
· “NYU Also Provides Us with Spears and Roofies.” — presents
· “NYU’s New Wildly Popular Caveman Dining Unit” — Naked Lunch
· “Unless You’re Patrick Bateman and Want to Reverse Those” — KateNonymous
· “We’re All Lesbian Cavegirls in College” — Dariclone

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