Meat­head #1: Dude, you saw Mit­zo was found “Not Guilty” of child mo­lesta­tion, right?
Meat­head #2: Yeah I did. Have you talked to him?
Meat­head #1: Yeah, we were do­ing high-fives over some lit­tle girl’s back while we sodom­ized her.

–Vic­tor’s Gym, Sher­man Av­enue

Over­heard by: jer­maine propane