Large 20-something tough-looking man: Dude, you have bags under your eyes, are you okay?
Large 20-something man: Yeah man, I’m just tired.
Large 20-something tough-looking man: Dude, I’m going to take you over to Duane Reade. We are going to get you this great stuff ‑it’s called Noxema! You just put some on your eyes before you go to bed and your bags will disappear!”

–A Train