Girl, about spi­der­man 3: It was a great movie if you want­ed to see how to be the world’s worst boyfriend. All he cared about was him­self. I mean, how could he have been so stu­pid? He…
Guy: You know, it’s not al­ways the guy’s fault.
Girl: But it was! Were we watch­ing the same movie?
Guy: I can’t be­lieve we’re ar­gu­ing about whose fault it was that Pe­ter and Mary Jane broke up.
Girl: It was his fault.

–Union Square