(goth chick runs down the street shrieking, followed by her hipster-chick friend with tiger face paint)
Young black girl #1: What’s happening?
Young black girl #2: Yeah, what’s with all the crazy white people?

–St Marks & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: Tigertail

Headline by: chrissmari

Runners-Up:
· “How Young Oprah Got the Idea for Her Show” — Doug
· “Let’s Go Back to Harlem Where It’s Safe” — Caitlin
· “Obama Better Fix That Shit His First Day” — Steve J
· “The Little-Known Eighth Sign Of the Apocalypse” — samson
· “Wait Until You Meet Dennis Rodman” — Aussie_Girl

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