Mid­dle-aged woman on her cell: Where are you? Don’t get the piz­za, it’s too many calo­ries. Just get a sal­ad or some­thing. Well, I on­ly say that be­cause I had a night­mare last night where you got big. It was aw­ful. Oh, hon­ey, come on I love you, stop.
I’m just say­ing, if you had a dream that a build­ing was col­laps­ing and a guy was about to walk in­to it, would­n’t you say “stop”? Well, then we agree.

–Pax Whole­some Foods, 6th & 40th