(group of black teenagers board the train)
Teenage girl: God­damn, there are a lot of peo­ple on this train.
Mid­dle-aged Mex­i­can woman: How dare you? How dare you! I am a Chris­t­ian and I will not put up with this. Not on my train. You are dis­re­spect­ing our Lord and every Chris­t­ian on this train! God sent his beloved son Je­sus down to the earth to save our souls, and I will not put up with hear­ing you speak against him. I am a Chris­t­ian and… Nah, I’m just fuck­ing with ‘ya.

–E Train

Over­heard by: fu­soya