(back door opens and clos­es, then the bus starts mov­ing)
Ob­nox­ious His­pan­ic Emo girl: Back doooor! Back doooor!
Bus dri­ver: What the fuck!? Speak up, I don’t have all day!
Ob­nox­ious girl: Back dooooor!
Bus dri­ver: I have a fam­i­ly! I’m tired! I want to go home!
Ob­nox­ious girl: Back doooooooor.
Bus dri­ver: Ladies and gen­tle­men, our fu­ture.


Over­heard by: If He’s Dis­s­a­point­ed with this I hope he nev­er walks in­to one of New York’s pub­lic schools