Girl: Honey, who’s that white guy in our class?
Boy: Which guy?
Girl: The white guy with the accent? It’s like a gangster accent?
Boy: Gangster accent?
Girl: You know: “Yo yo, what’s up?” (throws up gang signs)
Boy: I didn’t know gangsters had accents.

–Parsons New School for Design

Headline by: LJ

Runners-Up:
· “A Whole New Way to Fulfill a Language Requirement” — Bill
· “And Since When Did “The Shocker” Become a Gang Sign?” — cbeck
· “Clearly You Haven’t Spent Enough Time Watching Bad Dance Movies” — mk
· “Keanu Reeves Deeply Researches Yet Another Role” — Bevan
· “Parsons New School Of Liberal Denial Is on 43rd.” — EddieA
· “That’s Not an Accent. He’s Deaf. Those Aren’t Gang Signs. It’s Sign Language.” — DB
· “The REAL Michelle and Barack” — Qasar

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