Lit­tle boy #1: I had a fight!
Lit­tle boy #2 (clear­ly im­pressed): You did? Who did you fight?
Lit­tle boy #1, ges­tur­ing at tod­dler in stroller: Her.
Lit­tle boy #2 (scorn­ful­ly): You did­n’t fight her! You bit her!

–Laun­dro­mat, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: lit­tle o