Mi­ni-skirt on cell: Just be­cause I had sex with you does­n’t mean I gave you my phone num­ber!

–52nd & Lex­ing­ton

Brunette with a booty on her cell: You’re go­ing to be a whore this sum­mer. (quick pause) Can you start by com­ing out here and whor­ing your­self?!

–Penn Sta­tion

Hot brunette on cell: Ohmigod. How does he do those back­flips? He’s like 6 feet tall and su­per built. He prob­a­bly gets so much ass. What­ev­er, I would to­tal­ly be his groupie.

–Mid­town East

Over­heard by: damn i’d be his groupie too

Bounc­er to bounc­er: The bible does say “Be fruit­ful and mul­ti­ply.” It does­n’t say “with one per­son.”

–West Vil­lage

Over­heard by: Bible Fan

Chick: I’m not a whore, but I am not gonna miss out on a chance to fuck that bitch’s boyfriend. Plus, she owes me like 30 bucks.

–L Train

Over­heard by: Kel­ly