Girl on cell (reading US Weekly): Hey, Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee were photographed together! That means there’s still hope for me and that guy from the tattoo shop!

–Brookyln Diner, Times Square

Latina: What’s with grandma keeping gettin’ tattoos that show?

–Uptown 1 Train

Overheard by: Justin Case de Foodisbad

Chick to another: The only thing he better get tattooed on his butt is my name!

–Times Square

Overheard by: Angela

Guy to girlfriend: Does that guy over there have a picture of Kim Jong II tattooed on his shoulder? (pause) Or is that his kid? (pause) Cause that’s fucked up!

–Brighton Beach

Overheard by: Not sure myself…

Girl: So I hooked up with this guy who had a prison tattoo of an eagle ripping up the communist manifesto. I was like: “God bless America,” y’know?

–N train

Overheard by: amen