Chick on cell: In the past three weeks, I’ve been to more tranny-hosted parties than non-tranny hosted parties.
Overheard by: Ladle
Mini-Asian teen: Well he’s not a real man in the sense that he has a penis, or like, male reproductive organs.
Loud woman: I can’t tell whether he’s a lesbian or just gay.
Overheard by: Aidan
Angry man: Suck my pussy dick!
Overheard by: Kaitlen
Black woman to group of friends, after watching an attractive black man walk by: Mmmmm, he so fine! I wanna stick my dick up that ass!
Bum on subway: (singing) when I go into space, I’ma take a stripper wit’ me!
(woman puts a dollar bill in his cup)
Bum: I’ma take a trannie too, but the trannie cost extra!
(man puts a dollar in his cup)
Bum: La dee da!
–L Train from Williamsburg