Chick on cell: In the past three weeks, I’ve been to more tranny-hosted parties than non-tranny hosted parties.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Ladle

Mini-Asian teen: Well he’s not a real man in the sense that he has a penis, or like, male reproductive organs.

–6 Train

Loud woman: I can’t tell whether he’s a lesbian or just gay.

–Bamboo 52

Overheard by: Aidan

Angry man: Suck my pussy dick!

–Canal St

Overheard by: Kaitlen

Black woman to group of friends, after watching an attractive black man walk by: Mmmmm, he so fine! I wanna stick my dick up that ass!

–Duane Reade

Bum on subway: (singing) when I go into space, I’ma take a stripper wit’ me!
(woman puts a dollar bill in his cup)
Bum: I’ma take a trannie too, but the trannie cost extra!
(man puts a dollar in his cup)
Bum: La dee da!

–L Train from Williamsburg