Crazy guy: I don’t give a fuck! I’ll fight all ya’ll muthafuckas! I’m from Brooklyn East New York, nigga! I’ll fuck up every muthafucka in here…
Old guy: Bitch, you step on my shoe! I’ll take my belt off and beat your ass with it! Look at my hair- it’s grey! You don’t talk to me like that, I beat your ass!
Crazy guy: Uhh… I don’t fight old people – that’s bad luck. (awkwardly exits car)

–1 Train