Con­duc­tor: This train does­n’t go to Se­cau­cus. You’ve got to get off at the next stop and wait for the train right be­hind this one.
Joisey wife: What??
Con­duc­tor: It’s just one stop on the train right be­hind this one. (leaves)
Joisey wife: What did he say?
Joisey hus­band: It’s one more stop, then it’s Se­cau­cus.
Joisey wife: No, he said we need to change trains or some­thing.
Joisey hus­band: This is so damn con­fus­ing. We’re nev­er do­ing this again.

–Penn Sta­tion bound NJ Tran­sit Train

Over­heard by: Greg