Tourist backpacker with hands on subway doors: Do these open on their own?
Tourist mom to uncool son: Well, that’s what you get for trying to be a hipster!
–Union Square Park
Overheard by: j
Tourist: Holy moly, look at that Olive Garden! It’s huge! I wish I lived here!
(takes a picture of the restaurant)
Obese Midwestern woman to obese Midwestern man: Oooh, Applebee’s… Now I feel at home here!
Southern tourist guy: I thought people in Greenwich Village would look stranger.
Tourist from west coast, after observing the locals for a few innings: You know, Seinfeld makes so much more sense to me now.
–Cheap Seats, Coney Island Cyclones
Overheard by: Kevin Eliasen