Woman: And how are things with your girl­friend, hm? What is she like?
Guy: Well… she does have a big nose.
Woman: Her nose? Why are you con­cerned about her nose? It’s her per­son­al­i­ty that mat­ters!
Guy: But she al­ways hits me when­ev­er I men­tion it!

–5th Ave

Over­heard by: the art ma­jor