Newspaper vendor: Come on, people! Buy this right-wing rag! Buy it! 

–41st & 6th

Overheard by: M. Hutchinson 

Shop owner: Come inside! Come on our floors! Come everywhere!

–Canal Street store

Overheard by: Casey D. 

Guy on cell: I’m just out here trying to sell comedy club tickets to upper middle class White people. What are you doing?

–Broadway & 46th

Flyer guy: Eyebrow threading! Eyebrow threading! That’s right, mo more crooked-ass eyebrows! 

–35th & 7th

Overheard by: Johnny Peppas