Guy on cell: …and she says, “If you cheat on me, you’ll die, and go to hell and burn.” So I say, “There’s no way I’m going to hell for a bitch. Cause there’s too many of them!”
–Lafayette & Fulton, Brooklyn
Construction worker: Yeah man, I just raw dogged her and ditched!
–Grand & Ludlow
Man on cell: How’s the birthday?…Yeah, big 5 – 0 for me.…Well, I ditched the wife, make more money, and have a 33 year old girlfriend. That’s 50 for ya.
Overheard by: Doug Gaeta
Guy: Is that her panties or his sock he’s sniffing?
–Mary Boone Gallery, W. 24th Street
Overheard by: Captive 411
Bike girl on cell: Hey, this is Tammy. Yet again you were in my dream. It involved fucking. Call me back.
Hipster: Nothing says “I love you” like a cactus.
–52nd & 9th
Overheard by: kath williams