Softball coach: Who’s not here? Who’s ever not here, raise your hand! 

–Prospect Park

Overheard by: Andrea

Woman: Some people are idea people but don’t do anything about it, and some people are executioners.

−−2÷3 train

Hippie: Yeah, it sucks, he needs a quintuplet bypass! 

–Red Hook post office

Overheard by: Mia Mylet 

Girl: Well, I’m taking Portuguese this semester, ’cause it’s a requirement to be an accountant.

–NYU Bobst Library

Overheard by: Greg