Guy to girl: The point of the game is to make the oth­er per­son un­wit­ting­ly look at your gen­i­tals.

–106th & Am­s­ter­dam

Ghet­to kid to friend: If I was in the mid­dle of sex, I would say I’ll come back to you lat­er, play in the pok­er game, and then come back and bust that nut.

–9th St & 8th Ave, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Rah­stah

Work­er to part­ner: You know what I’m go­ing to do since I don’t have to work to­mor­row? I’m go­ing to turn the vol­ume on my lap­top all the way up and play pin­ball un­til 1 am. It will be so loud! Ping ping ping ping!

–69th & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: 6th Floor Blog­ger

Hip­ster girl on cell: I’m go­ing home to eat and re­lax first, and then I’ll be over to play Trop­i­cal Bar­bie bin­go.

–Lorimer/Metropolitan, Brook­lyn

Group of lit­tle girls to lit­tle boy: Wan­na play Mor­mon fam­i­ly with us?

–Brook­lyn Botan­ic Gar­den

Over­heard by: James