Old creepster: Do you have The Princess Bride?
Employee: Let me see. (goes to shelf) No, we don’t have it.
Old creepster: It’s the one that’s got whatshername, Sean Wright Penn. It was the film that made her career.
Employee: Right, but…
Old creepster: She used to have hair down to her waist, but she had to cut it for this film. And the whole thing is a story told by Peter Falk, he’s a pretty old guy…
Employee: Right, but we don’t have it.

–Circuit City, 79th & Broadway

Overheard by: EthanK