Guy in stall #1: Hey, can you pass me some toilet paper? There’s none here.
Guy in stall #2: Sure. (pause) Here’s a bit. It ain’t much.
Guy in stall #1: I’ll take whatever you can give me.
Guy in stall #2: Sure, I know how it is. (starts to sing) I know how it iiiiiis, to be stranded on the toilet bowwwwwl…

–Men’s Restroom, Bryant Park