Nine-year-old boy: Sometimes I just think I am a robot. I mean, aren’t I a robot?

–E 17th & Broadway

Overheard by: definitely human

Tall guy: Yeah, you have to learn not to trust those shifty-eyed robots.

–Union Square

Hipster: And, like, he wasn’t even gay… he was just not human.

–88th & Park

Comic book guy: No, not Optimus Prime. But yes, I have had sexual thoughts… about robots.

–40th & 7th

Cute chick: You don’t need a sex robot to have sex with a robot.

–Old Town Bar

Overheard by: Lieut. Liplock