Woman #1: I hate this time of year in the city. It’s like there are ten times as many tourists as usu­al, be­cause every­one’s on va­ca­tion.
Woman #2: I know. I mean, just look at the flocks of Asian peo­ple around here!
Woman #1: Um­m­mm, we’re in Chi­na­town.

–Mott & Grand

Over­heard by: Elis­a­beth