Teen girl #1: My French teacher is Ms. Smith*. I was like, “Please no!” I hate her so much, and she really sucks at teaching.
Teen girl #2: Oh yeah, I know. Plus, she looks like a monkey’s vagina.
Teen girl #1: Have you ever even seen a monkey’s vagina?
Teen girl #2: Yeah… I’ve seen her face.

–Promenade, Brooklyn Heights