High school-age Jer­sey girl: So I went on my ex-boyfriend’s Face­book, since his birth­day was last week. On­ly like 30 peo­ple wrote on his wall to wish him hap­py birth­day.
Friend: Oh my god. What a los­er!

–NJ Tran­sit Ter­mi­nal, Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Ash­ley