woman #1: I think he’s gay. He us­es the word “eeek” a lot.
Woman #2: “I‑c-k”?
Woman #1: No, “e‑e-e-c‑k”.
Woman #2: Is­n’t it “c‑h”?
Woman #1: “C‑h,” “c‑k,” who cares! But that’s gay, right?
Woman #2: To­tal­ly.

–Dy­lan Prime Restau­rant, Tribeca