Chick on cell: Do you prefer the superhero theme to us in only aprons, holding penis cakes?

–Garden of Eden Supermarket, 107th & Broadway

Overheard by: Ladle

White guy to white girl: Wait, you’d be proud to be supermanned by me?

–D Train

(at the superhero fashion exhibit, in front of Catwoman’s display)
Man to little kid: Oh, and look! She has a whip. I wonder what that’s for…

–Metropolitan Museum of Art

Overheard by: EK

Black guy on cell: Nigga, you can’t be James Bond and Batman, you pick which one you are.

–Smith & 9th St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Ewan Walsh

Girl on cell: Am I gonna need to drug you, put you in a superhero costume, and snap photos?

–Halloween Adventure Store

Overheard by: McF

Batman to four-year-old who jumped out from behind a table: Evan, don’t sneak up on me. Superheroes are wound very tight.

–Birthday party, Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: PG