Tattooed man holding copy of Peaceful Warrior: What about this? I think I’d like this.
Tattooed man: It’s about a big war or something.
Girlfriend (reading back of DVD): No, no. It’s about a warrior.
Tattooed man: Yeah, so there has to be a war if there’s a warrior.
Girlfriend: I don’t think it’s about a real war, it says something here about gymnastics.
Tattooed man: Gymnastics? That’s like a faggot war or something.
–Hollywood Video, Staten Island