Semi-irate customer: You mean all you did was swap out the USB cable?
Apple store guy: I guess the old girl just likes some new cable once in a while.

–Apple Store, West 14th

Headline by: g

· “…and If Your Feeling Adventurous, Try the Firewire Port.” — You might need some plugins first though…
· “And Occasionally a Bigger Hard Drive” — Chris
· “How Steve Jobs Talks Raunchy” — Julia
· “Now Take Her Home, Boot Her Up and Give a Little Wine and TLC Before You Go Trying to Violate All Her Ports Again.” — Gabbertoons
· “Too Many and She’ll Get a Virus” — Henk

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