Teen girl #1: So yeah, like…Paris Hilton to­tal­ly got kicked out of our school for do­ing coke too!
Teen girl #2: Paris Hilton went to our school?!
Teen girl #1: Bitch, this is­n’t about Paris… All I can say is: How cool is it that I got kicked out of the same school as Paris Hilton did, for the same rea­son?
Teen girl #2: Wait, you got kicked out?
Teen girl #1: Why the fuck do you think I’m not in class any­more?
Teen girl #2: Every­one thought you were preg­nant again.

–Park Bench, 89 & CPW