Gui­do fa­ther to daugh­ter and her gay friend: He was a re­al cock­suck­er… (re­al­izes gay friend might be of­fend­ed) But you know…not in the, uh, bad way.
Gay friend: Oh, be­lieve me, I’ve met plen­ty of bad cock­suck­ers.

–LIRR

Over­heard by: bill