Eight-year-old girl to lit­tle broth­er on bike: Hey, ass­hole!
Lit­tle broth­er: What? Are you talk­ing to me?
Eight-year-old girl: Yeah, you’re an­noy­ing me. You’re pissin’ me off!

–Cen­tral Park

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