Eight-year-old girl to lit­tle broth­er on bike: Hey, ass­hole!
Lit­tle broth­er: What? Are you talk­ing to me?
Eight-year-old girl: Yeah, you’re an­noy­ing me. You’re pissin’ me off!

–Cen­tral Park

Head­line by: KateNony­mous

Run­ners-Up:
· “And on That Day, Young Travis Bick­le’s Life Took a Turn” — jlp
· “From the Rarely Seen First Episode Of the Don­nie and Marie Show.” — Chris L
· “New York­ers-in-Train­ing” — Oren K
· “Sesame Street Has RE­AL­LY Changed” — Bob
· “When Cindy Mis­took Her Dad’s Pro­tein Shake for a Milk­shake…” — fox

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