Disoriented stranger to random businessman: Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find the bus to New York?
Random businessman: This is New York.
Disoriented stranger: This is?!
Random businessman: Yeah, you’re in New York.
Disoriented stranger: Ooh! Really?! Oh, now I see!

–5th Ave & 48th St

Overheard by: Earl Weinz