Dude: So I fi­nal­ly saw Lisa’s* tits. Good stuff, man.
Friend: Yeah? Are they big?
Dude: Not at all. But it’s bet­ter that way. A hand­ful is enough.
Friend: So it’s like nuts?
Dude: What the fuck?
Friend: No! I mean they say a hand­ful of nuts is enough pro­tein for the day! That came out to­tal­ly wrong!
Dude: What­ev­er you say…Tinkerbell.

–67th & Colum­bus