Man in floor-length green dress to passersby: How do you know if you’re having a baby? It’s by the way you lift your legs!
–8th & 34th
Guy to girlfriend: Just make sure you tell me if you’re on antibiotics. I already got like three babies that way.
Overheard by: It’s how I got mine
Large black man: She was poppin’ those babies out like an Easy-Bake Oven!
–Coney Island Broadwalk
Hobo woman yelling at random pregnant woman: I told you be careful with that belly! That baby’s gonna die! It gonna die!
–Broadway & Liberty
Overheard by: CG
Man talking animatedly on cell: Yeah! Don’t be surprised if the baby comes out with a hairy red ass!
–Spring Street, SoHo
Middle aged woman: Your baby wouldn’t stop crying, so I put my tit in his mouth.
–W 12th & W 4th
Overheard by: michael diamond