Hobo to another: Now the average American might not know about the economy and the depression. But they know about Budwieser. If they go to the bodega and there’s no Budweiser, they know there’s a problem.

–53^rd Street E Station

Overheard by: SJG

Bald 30-something man: I believe in whiskey and little else.

–Lorimer & Union

Girl walking down the street: You took methamphetamines, I’m getting a Diet Coke!

–2^nd Ave & 11^th St

Overheard by: dazed and confused

Elated girl: This beer is really helping my canker sore.

–93^rd & 2^nd

Overheard by: brian w

Guy at bar: If the New York Public Library served Scotch, I would go there.

–Karl’s Klipper, St George, Staten Island

Overheard by: Johnny Drongo

Train conductor: Next stop, Moshulo Parkway…and can someone get me a fucking soda! I’m in car 3! I need a damn soda!

–4 Train

Overheard by: B‑Dizzle Yo