Suit: So what you really need to do is put together a social networking site for dogs.
–Barfly, 20th & 3rd
Overheard by: Matthew K. Johnson
Woman: I swear, my parents are only coming to visit so they can see my dog. Honest!
–Searchlight, 11th & University
Overheard by: MissPinkKate
Conductor: Will the man with the small dog in the plastic bag please leave the train. That is not a safe way to be transporting a dog. Thank you.
–Bay Head Train
Guy riding past on a bike, yelling into his cell: Baby! If the dog is talking, that means one of two things…
–24th Ave, Astoria
Overheard by: sara n.
Woman on cell: But it’s not just any day of the year! It’s Yom Kippur! (listens) Fuck you, Dave! Fuck you, and fuck your dog!
Overheard by: elle
Woman in elevator on cell (coming from attorney’s office): You won’t believe what he did! First he staged photos of me in bed with a dog. Then I turn the page and it’s me in bed with my next door neighbor!
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