Girl #1 to girl #2: Wouldn’t you just rather have a night where we just get really high and scissor?
–Grand & Union, Brooklyn
Guy on cell: So they’re smoking crack and fucking on his mother’s bed!
–17th & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Dave
Little kid: Look, I’m on crack!
–Apple Store, Staten Island Mall
Overheard by: Robert
Junkie to junkie companion, standing in front of Band-Aids: I need to test positive for methadone and negative for everything else…
–Walgreens, Union Square
Hobo on train: Does anyone have any money for me? Any food? Any opium? Lots and lots of opium?
–Uptown 6 Train
Overheard by: left my opium stash at home
20-something blond girl on cell: You just have to convince them that you care more about college than you do about drugs, and they’ll give you another chance…that’s what I did!
Overheard by: GavinJoyce
Tourist: So I called her up and said, “Come down or you’re going to miss breakfast, and I want to have breakfast with you.” And all she said was, “I really like opium.” and I was like, “Oh, okay.”
–33rd & 7th
Overheard by: EthanK
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