Conductor: This is the train from Grand Central to North White Plains. Next stop is Botanic Gardens. We do not go to Canada. Next stop is Botanic Gardens.
Guy with heavy Brooklyn accent: I don’t want to go to a place like Canada if I don’t know where it is!
–Avenue of the Americas
Overheard by: Mike
20-something preppy boy (yelling into his phone): It’s not racist to hate Canadians! Canadians are not a race!
–8th St & 6th Ave
Man on cell: What? He jumped off a bridge? You have to be Canadian to jump off a bridge!
Tourist: Man, I’m way too Canadian for this escalator.
–Grand Central Station
Overheard by: escal-eh?-tor
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