(little boy has a Hot Wheels car and he’s rolling it all over everything around him)
Boy: Mom, can I roll it on your head?
Mom: No, you’ll mess up my hair.
Boy: Your arms?
Mom: Yeah, sure.
Boy: Your chest?
Mom: No, that’s not appropriate.
Boy: Okay…your nipples?
Mom: That’s definitely not appropriate.
Boy (disappointed): Aaww…

–6 Train

Overheard by: 1 – 800-mattres