(attractive girls are sitting to the right)
Guy #1: Yo, look at 3 o’clock.
Guy #2: Nah, dude what are you taking about… It is 1:30.
Guy #1: I mean the 3 o’clock direction!
Guy #2: Oh!… Wait, the hour hand or the minute hand?

–Baruch College, 25^th St

Overheard by: Richard Parker