Moth­er on stoop: You need to get in­side this house, now.
Fat 11-year old boy: Ten more min­utes!
Moth­er: No, now.
Fat 11-year old boy (yelling): Ten! More! Min­utes!
Moth­er: Don’t make me call the cops!

–23rd & 4th Ave, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Claire H.