Crazy man dressed like a King: Everyone, I just bought the sun! So if you don’t mind, I’d like a hundred dollars an hour if you’re using my sunlight.
–Sheep Meadow, Central Park
MTA track worker to another: Why does everybody wanna die tonight, Eric? Is there a full moon or something?
–49th St Station
Overheard by: Jon A.
Man talking to himself on imaginary cellphone: There will never be peace until the planet explodes. Then there will be peace. (pause) Yes, I took my medication today.
Overheard by: Matt Giella
Guy in line for a play: I don’t take my sunglasses off because the sun never sets on a badass
–41st & 7th
Overheard by: clara
Teen thug to another: He said he likes sunsets. Who says he likes sunsets?
–Macon & Marcy, Brooklyn
Overheard by: g
Co-ed: And Galileo’s like, “Saturn has rings!” And Kepler’s like, “Oh my god, really?” And Galileo’s like, “Ya, really!”
Overheard by: Rose Fox
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