Bimbette: I don’t think I’ve ever been that grossed out during the day. It all started when that woman smelled like pee…
Overheard by: j
Female suit: We were above an Indian restaurant and he was banging me from behind. I could smell the curry, and while he was banging me I was gagging.
Chick: You smell like vag and pizza.
Girl to friend, after bending head down into her: Damn my puss stank.
Overheard by: Nicole
College guy (screaming at friend): Dude! How are you even in college?! You smell like Oust! You smell like Tropical Glade!
Concerned hipster: I know you just orgasmed, but what’s that smell?
–E 9th & 3rd
Overheard by: Peanut