Fes­ter­ing pedes­tri­an: Well, he did­n’t men­tion my name at the Tonys, and for that I’ll nev­er for­give him.

–43rd St & 10th Ave

Over­heard by: Ryan

Pro­duc­er of an un­suc­cess­ful off-Broad­way play: That’s what this show makes me do. Every­day I get here and just squeeze my neck just like this, I just squeeze it. I don’t do this any­where else.

–Chelsea The­ater

Over­heard by: Kyle

Au­di­ence mem­ber to friend: Of course it sucks. It’s Shake­speare.

Mac­beth Per­for­mance, Bat­tery Park

Hip­ster guy: I think this play is by the same guy who wrote Ten Things I Hate about You

–NY­CL Pro­duc­tion of Shake­speare’s Cym­be­line, Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: digam­ma

Hip­ster girl: Last time I was in the third row, but I think I like these bet­ter. At least I won’t get my head humped tonight.

Hair Per­for­mance, Dela­corte The­atre

Teeny­bop­per at in­ter­mis­sion: Joe Jonas would make such an in­cred­i­ble bode­ga guy!

–Richard Rodgers The­atre