Train con­duc­tor: (mum­bling)
British suit: So you un­der­stood what he just said?
New York­er: Of course.
British suit: Well, what did he say?
New York­er: He said, “Shut the fuck up, you fuck­ing for­eign­er, you’re on a train and you’ll be home soon.”

–1 Train

Over­heard by: KeivonK