Average Joe: Short people are insufferable!
Shorter friend: Tell me about it!

–Bleecker St & Carmine St

Overheard by: Lezbotron

Headline by: Jane

· “…And They Have Limited Vocabularies and Will Agree With Anything” — Bob
· “I Thought I Just Did.” — Katie
· “That Scene From “The Wizard Of Oz” Was Like Hell on Earth!” — space coyote
· “To Be Fair, He Did Reply in That High-Pitched Cackle” — Kenneth
· “Tom Cruise Is Refreshingly Self-Aware” — Meg

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